Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Knowing the Future

It’s like Gadhafi is telling us to get off oil or something
Moammar Gadhafi is a crazy dictator who is murdering his populace and needs to get a cruise missile shat down his neck, but what we all really want to know is: how are the actions of this homicidal crazypants going to affect our summer vacation?


Those of you heading to the Jersey Shore for copulation and spray-tan are going to have fewer dollars to drop on wine coolers, for one. A combination of economic and political factors could see gas reach its highest level, ever -- higher even than the $4.11 record set in July 2008 that may have been a precipitating factor in the most recent economic collapse.
Read the article and weep. It looks like it may be a fun summer.

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