Rick Perry: Just because global warming is a ‘fact’ doesn’t mean it’s real
In last night's debate, Perry offered the following extremely convincing argument against global warming:
Not all scientists believe in it, I am pretty sure.
I can't name any scientist who doesn't, but then, I can't name any scientists at all.
Even if they do say it's a fact, that doesn't mean it's true.
Because Galileo.
Hey, Galileo! He's a scientist who probably didn't believe in global warming!
QED.
THIS IS BARELY EVEN AN EXAGGERATION. Here's an actual quote: "The idea that we would put American's economy at jeopardy [sic] based on scientific theory that's not settled yet [sic] to me is just, is nonsense. Just because you have a group of scientists that's stood up and said 'here is the fact,' Galileo got outvoted for a spell." See, my way was much easier to understand!
Scary isn't it? In a sick way I hope he wins the Repub nomination. Need some laughs during the next election.
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